your phone
has feelings
now.

Pat it. Tap it. Knock it gently.
It will respond. We didn't ask why -
we just shipped it.

Download on the App Store
Pet My Phone
cat · dog · man · woman - randomly
🐱

Cat is free. Forever.

No trial. No timer. The cat sound is yours to keep. Unlock the rest for a one-time purchase.

📳

Force-scaled volume

A gentle pat gets a quiet meow. A firm knock gets a full reaction. Your phone knows the difference.

🔋

Runs in the background

Always listening, even with the screen off. Your phone is always ready for attention.

⚠️

We are not responsible

For weird looks on the subway. For colleagues who suddenly want to try it. Or for the cat that got jealous.

🏆

Global leaderboard

Compete with strangers worldwide to see who pets their phone the most. Completely pointless. Completely necessary.

Pro = free updates, forever

Buy once, own it forever. Every new sound, feature, and update ships free to all Pro users. No subscriptions. No surprises.